lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
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Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
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I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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