I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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