Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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