Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
