do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
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i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
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I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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