frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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