You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
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Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
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Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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