ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
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My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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