used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Enjoy the penises
false alarm, still single
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
