I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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