dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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