i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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