I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
