garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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