Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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