Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
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He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
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He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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