you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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