I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
