Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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