I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I just cut my nipple shaving
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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Why is your signature on my underwear?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
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I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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