whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
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I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
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I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi