i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
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We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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