He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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