make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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