she told me i tasted like america
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
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come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
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Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Go christen that room with your naked body.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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