1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
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the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
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I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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