Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
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he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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