To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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