I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
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Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
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I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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