Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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