okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
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Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
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I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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