i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
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I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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