She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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