ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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