My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
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