How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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