Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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