Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Well I just put wine in my tea
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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