So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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