I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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