I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
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you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
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i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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