Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
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Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
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For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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