I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
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We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
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Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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