you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
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Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
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I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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