Tell her she can't have a vagina
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
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just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
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You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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