She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I just want to make out with him forever
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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