i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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