Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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