your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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