oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
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why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
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I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"