the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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