she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Are these your boobs on my camera?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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