Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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