The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
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this boner is exhausting
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
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What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties