Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
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He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today