i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
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I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
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Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.