found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
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I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
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I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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