No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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