found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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