Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
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To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
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I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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