weddingsv make me drug and hornr
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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