I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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